Heard on the grapevine that there was an ongoing Police incident at Cedar Way on the Bellfields estate, kit was launched into the boot of the car and away we go, by the time that I turn up the scene was being searched by the forensics teams from Surrey Police. Lots of rumours and speculation about who the victim was/wasn’t had/had not done. Anyway, pictures filed.
Are going on about Raoul Moat being shot with a controversial Shotgun style tazer, what the fuck is controversial, it my not yet have “full” home office approval, but that doesn’t make controversial, it means that the evaluation period hasn’t finished.
Another thing they keep whining about a teacher who earned a shit load of money last year, what they have failed to take into consideration was that nearly £80,000 was not for this year. And some of it was for extra curricular activity and overtime.
Anyway: Today someone suggested that Raoul Moat shot himself because he couldn’t stand the pain of being Tasered.
“Don’t be stupid.” I replied. “That’s like shooting your cock off ‘cos your piss burns.”
My boss says I’m not allowed to go to the Press Conferences anymore.
Whacko Jacko finds the easy way out from doing 50 tour dates at the O2 arena, rather than give it large on stage, he wimps out by dying. Ta Ta Michael, I was a big fan of your music, if only you hadn’t gone mental, you might have still been with us.
There have already been a few funny jokes circulating.
Reports of Michael Jackson dying of a massive heart attack at home are incorrect, he was actually in the childrens ward, having a stroke.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.
A quick update, the initial reports were of a severed foot, however, later reports confirm that it is the body of a woman that was found in the bin. A quick glance at the Sky News website shows that they really have their finger on the pulse
A neighbour, who did not wish to be named, said: “I saw police there yesterday and then just read about it on the internet.
“I don’t know who lived there, it’s all a bit odd. There are police here again this morning, but I don’t know what they are doing.
“I think the house may be up for sale, but I could be wrong.”
Jessops have published a list of all the stores that are to be closed following their woeful performance both in terms of forecast business and the subsequent share price crash. The directors and the board will no doubt still get their huge salaries and bonuses, despite having run the company into the ground. It seems strange that with the recent spate of stories about investment companies buying up businesses and asset stripping them, the best people for truly Fucking up a business is the regular board of directors.