F*cking Typical

big-tomToday the Daily Mirror reported on the court case featuring Roman Abramovich and Boris Berzovsky, instead of leading with the fact that Berzovsky seems to be blatantly lying his arse off, what is their lead on the story?

You won’t believe it…..

You really won’t……..

Roman Abramovich car given parking ticket outside high court – and so is Boris Berzovsky’s

I mean F*cking hell, the fact that a billionaire & a multi-millionaire get £80 parking tickets, come on, hardly fucking news. Oh yeah I forgot the MGN don’t do news, just celebrity tittle tattle gained from Phone Hacking.