How Much? I mean really How F*cking Much?

Just stopped in a Petrol Station for a packet of Cigs & a box of matches. Ok It’s a bad habit, I know, I will give up, I promise. But anyway went into the garage & asked for 20 B&H and a box of matches and got charged 7.88, I thought hang on that’s a bit f*cking rich, and asked how much the matches were, the reply “49 Pence” said the thieving bastard on the till, with a big grin on his face, I mean 49p for a box of matches, that is more than a penny a match. F*ck me, really F*ck me, that is daylight f*cking robbery.

I apologise if there are not enough f*cks in this peice, I think that the ‘F’ key is wearing out.


Today’s Shoot

Just finished the edit of today’s photoshoot. Griff Rhys Jones was filming an episode of his new TV series, scheduled to Air in the spring next year on BBC1. They were recreating the journey of Queen Elizabeth I, who travelled with her huge entourage, something like 300 people and 100 vehicles. Weather held for the duration of the filming. I was also surprised to spot Mike Smith on set, he was involved with the helicopter filming team (

Again it was nice to work with proper professionals, no hissy fits, Griff stood and signed autographs for the best part of an hour, always had a grin in his face, just a shame there is not more “celebs” like him. The TV crew again (ModernTV) were all genuine, grafters and to a man, and women nice. I also learned something today that surprised me, the Tardis (from Dr Who) dismantles into 16 pieces and weighs a quarter of a tonne. So to all of my friends kids I shall take great pleasure in telling them It’s Not Real 🙂

Another F*cking Moron

big-tom What is it with people? By a house next to a cricket village cricket pitch, and then complain about the occassional cricket ball in the garden and try to get the cricket club closed down.

Maria Chiappini, 41, had been embroiled in a long-running dispute with Bearsted Cricket Club in Kent since buying a property bordering the green.

Good english sounding name, probably would prefer it if there were mafia shoot outs and knocking shops in the vicinity. The trouble is that this isn’t the first and it sure will not be the last time, that some retard thinks that the world should bend to fit around them. There was this retard only recently tried it On in the courts.

The same with arseholes that buy houses in Richmond, and then complain about the airplanes, if you don’t like planes, don’t buy houses under aircraft flight paths.