“And of his karaoke, he added: “If Vince Cable can do Strictly Come Dancing, in the interests of political balance, it’s only right that I get to do X Factor.””
“A rail user who saw him sing the Frank Sinatra hit said: “Fly Me To The Moon? If only. If Crow had his way, there’d be a strike and the rocket wouldn’t take off.
“And as for the Moon – most of us can’t get around Britain, thanks to him.”
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