Bloody Sky News

Are going on about Raoul Moat being shot with a controversial Shotgun style tazer, what the fuck is controversial, it my not yet have “full” home office approval, but that doesn’t make controversial, it means that the evaluation period hasn’t finished.

Another thing they keep whining about a teacher who earned a shit load of money last year, what they have failed to take into consideration was that nearly £80,000 was not for this year. And some of it was for extra curricular activity and overtime.

Anyway: Today someone suggested that Raoul Moat shot himself because he couldn’t stand the pain of being Tasered.
“Don’t be stupid.” I replied. “That’s like shooting your cock off ‘cos your piss burns.”
My boss says I’m not allowed to go to the Press Conferences anymore.

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