big-tom According to the Daily Express:

‘A Conservative MP has admitted sending a letter to Lord Mandelson in which the Business Secretary was referred to as “Mr Mandelweasel”.
Isle of Wight MP Andrew Turner said the bizarre comment was “a bit of a boob” for which he accepted responsibility.

The message, on Mr Turner’s official Commons notepaper but not signed by the MP, was sent by his office when it forwarded a constituent’s letter raising concerns about the Digital Economy Bill.

The original letter referred to Lord Mandelson as “Herr Dictator Mandelweasel”, and an unnamed member of Mr Turner’s staff appears to have copied the name without correcting it.

Mr Turner said: “We all make mistakes sometimes. This is obviously a bit of a boob – and I hold my hands up.”‘

I am sorry, I can’t see a mistake or a boob here, can you?

Sir Grabalota Cash is back

9 Sept  2006.  Tony Blair arriving at Congress House.

9 Sept 2006. Tony Blair arriving at Congress House.

I am glad to see that Tony B’Liar is back in domestic politics, to help the “swing voters” make up their mind.

I am convinced that it will help to drive them all towards the Tories. He spent most of his speech “upping” Fat Bastard, yet I am sure most of the great unwashed will remember the bitter acrimony between the two before he stood down.

Well Done to Gordon Brown and B’Liar. Only good thing was that we didn’t have to witness the the ugly cow as well.