Whacko Jacko finds the easy way out from doing 50 tour dates at the O2 arena, rather than give it large on stage, he wimps out by dying. Ta Ta Michael, I was a big fan of your music, if only you hadn’t gone mental, you might have still been with us.
There have already been a few funny jokes circulating.
Reports of Michael Jackson dying of a massive heart attack at home are incorrect, he was actually in the childrens ward, having a stroke.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.