Exclusive pics of Michael Jackson’s body leaving the Los Angeles Morgue, dispite the place being on lockdown to remove the posibility of photographs getting out of MJ’s body, we have managed to secure, these exlusive images.
There have been quite a few jokes about MJ since his death, most of them seem to be recycled old jokes, but there have been a few very funny jokes.
Upon hearing the news of Michael Jackson’s death, mourning fans released a white dove in his honour. Well, it was actually a blackbird, but with a rare skin condition…
Apparently Gary Glitter has offered to take on some of Michael Jacksons dates in August, specifically Jaydon (13) Keith (11) and Roydan (9) with the option on several others.
Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, in their own different ways, helped young boys masturbate for years!
Just in case anyone thinks that Whacko Jacko invented the moonwalk, the Manakin Bird got there first, probably followed by Marcel Marceau, James Brown did something similar in The Blues Brothers and Jeffrey Daniel performed a variation of the moonwalk in Shalamar’s “A Night To Remember” on Top of the Pops in 1982, at least a year before Whacko Jacko. Enjoy the video clip. It is very funny.
Over on the Daily Mail Website, there are some wags, there are a couple of very funny posts about Michael Jackson’s death. Well I think that the are amusing.
I’m very sad, his music was great. When I was younger, he touched me in so many special ways.
– Bubbles, Los Angeles, 26/6/2009 12:38
So very sad. The most important thing the effect his music has, he touched me deep inside when I was very young. RIP.
– Bobbie, Wetwang England, 26/6/2009 12:36
OK that is enough now, I am bored with this constant reporting of his death, it has been none stop since about 2300hrs yesterday. There are even reporters claiming that it will effect Glastonbury, what bollox, he was not expected to perform there!
Whacko Jacko finds the easy way out from doing 50 tour dates at the O2 arena, rather than give it large on stage, he wimps out by dying. Ta Ta Michael, I was a big fan of your music, if only you hadn’t gone mental, you might have still been with us.
There have already been a few funny jokes circulating.
Reports of Michael Jackson dying of a massive heart attack at home are incorrect, he was actually in the childrens ward, having a stroke.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.
Radio 4 Weather Man CorpsesRadio Four Weather Reporter gets his Wucking Mords Fuddled. Well it made me chuckle anyway.
Britvic, the fizzy drinks maker of Tango, has got itself in trouble with their latest marketing campaign. They have recently launched Tango With Added Tango. Which is bound to get a few backs up amongst the bleeding heart liberals and do gooding sections of society.
Me? I find it hilarious.