Airheads, Bints and Chavs

According to the Sun Newspaper, Katie Price or Jordon or whatever the bint is calling herself this week, has said that rapists should be subjected to rape. She also said that drink drivers should be banned for life.

However one question that the Sun Reporter failed to ask was “How should speeding motorists be dealt with?” I would imagine that she would be equally as forthright with her “eye for an eye” punishments. Until reminded that she has been allowed to get away with speeding “on a technicality”. Now unless the technicality was that she wasn’t speeding which I doubt, it means that she is a law breaker, but through luck escaped prosecution.

Anyway, talking of chavy air-heads a 19 year retarded bint has named her new baby after the lyrics in a song, probably not that bad you are thinking, until you realise that the vacuous tart is a fan of N-Dubz and the lyric that she chose for her daughter’s name is ………………………………

wait for it…….

“My Names Shaniqua and what?’ Miller”

Yep, this retarded bint has called her baby “My Names Shaniqua and what?’

Lindsay Miller, 19 named her daughter, born 15 January, directly from a line of the recent single ‘Ouch!’ by the rap group ‘N-Dubz’.

“I wanted to give her something really unusual and distinctive as a name. Me and my mate were thinking up names when we were listening to the radio and when the song came on, she suggested I call her Shaniqua. Then I thought why not call her after the whole line?”

Lindsay admits the undoubtedly unique name has already led to a few problems. “The midwife thought I was being well rude when she asked me what I was going to call her and my Mum ain’t happy about it neither” However she says she is going to stick with her decision as “You can go on and off different names but I will always love N-Dubz”.

A spokesperson for the band told us “We have some mad-crazy fans but we’ve never got this much love, the band are well hyped about it”

Now call me a radical, but this has to end, these chavs are breeding yet more chavs, what hope has the poor daughter got with a name like that? She will skive off school because the other kids with sensible names like “Jaydon” “destiny” and “rochelle” take the piss out of her. End up being a single mum, on handouts by the time she is 12 years old.

The Solution? I do have one, or two.
First put something in cans of Strongbow, Special Brew, McCewans, White Lightning etc that will sterilise the drinkers for ever. Just think how many teenage pregnancies will be stopped, overnight, also the money saved by not housing 16 year old bints that got knocked up, could be used for something productive.

The other solution is a little more radical, put a sterilising agent into the UKs water supply. Something that can be reversed by a GP for a fee of, I don’t know £1000, in an instant, no more unplanned, unwanted babies, the Chavs can fuck themselves senseless, but they will get nothing out of the government except the Job Seekers Allowance, no free housing, no child allowance, just regular appointments at the STD clinic. I am not suggesting that the GP make any decision or moral judgments about fitness for being parents, if they can afford to pay, they should be able to afford to have kids.