The only reason that I am at the night club is that there is apparently a guest list with a host of celebrity names on it. I say celebrities, to be honest the majority of them I would not recognise if they sat on my face, well, excepting the fact that they “were sitting on my face”.
The only one that I truly recognised was Bryan Ferry. But there were others, including Jaime Winston (Ray Winston’s daughter), Stings daughter Coco, Paul Wellers’ son, Nat, there seems to be a theme here….
Also Alfie Allen, Sharleen Spiteri, James Brown (not ‘the’ James Brown, obviously, but a celeb hairdresser),Miuccia Prada (of Prada Fashion House) and designer Pam Hogg.
Hmmm, strangely enough I didn’t know who the F*ck any of them were! Eventually made it home a little before 0400hrs.