Crapper Kanye West Talks Shit

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Rapper Kanye West has criticised paparazzi photographers after he was briefly arrested following an incident at a Newcastle nightclub.

The arsehole came out with the same old bollox that most celebrities do, almost all of it factually wrong, and it just goes to show that these self-important arseholes believe most of the crap they spout is true and the fact that they have a platform to peddle this shit will influence the public.

This is the sort of shite he is peddling

“Right now, the paps are above the law and the people who they shoot are below it,”

How the fuck he works that out I have no idea, usually it is the celebrities that get the special treatment, in the event of an criminal offence, most will make appointments to visit the police, if we commit offences the plod turn up in large numbers, kick down our front doors and cart us straight to the nick.

“I am not a celebrity, I am a normal person that’s just famous. I refuse to sneak in and out of back doors and kitchens of hotels.”

Well that is what celebrity status is you mong! If you don’t sneak around, you will get photographed. Well rather than take my word for it, lets see what a celebrity is according to an on-line dictionary

According to the Merriam-Webster Dicitionary:

Main Entry:
ce·leb·ri·ty
Pronunciation:
\sə-ˈle-brə-tē\
Function:
noun
Inflected Form(s):
plural ce·leb·ri·ties
Date:
14th century
1 : the state of being celebrated : fame
2 : a famous or celebrated person

“When I left the club, I was encountered by a thirsty paparazzi as usual. He felt he had more rights to my space than me, so I put my hand up to prevent him from taking my image.
“I didn’t assault him, merely putting my hand up to cover his lens. My security yelled, ‘Get the camera off him.’ “I guess in all the commotion the camera scraped his nose.”

What is a thirsty pap, you twat? Why prevent him from taking a photograph? just keep moving, get into the car and fuck off. Security? Security, well fuck me they did a good job, maybe you need better advice and better security!

“The cops were very cordial but told me they had to arrest me because a complaint was filed,” he said. “That was the bogus part. They still had to go through the motions.

Why would that be bogus you fool, you’d been nicked as you’d commited an offence, even touch a paps camera or person is common assault, you admitted that pushed the camera, therefore you are guilty of common assault at least.

“When I got back to the hotel there were paparazzi hanging above the bridge above the hotel trying to get a shot of me getting out of the police van. Even though I wasn’t charged, the damage was done.”

Of course the paps were there, you’d been nicked by the rozzers, that makes your feeble celebrity status of a little more interest. You got a lift in a police van to your hotel? That proves you are a dickhead, why not get your driver to pick you up? If it had been a “non celeb” they’d have to walk or get a taxi back to the hotel.

“Let us not forget that the paps killed Princess Diana. When will there be a law passed… that someone has to ask to take a photograph of you? That would seem like common courtesy.

Wrong on so many levels, Diana was killed by a drunk driver. THere should be a law that prevents me being subjected to your music when I go to the pub, you should have to ask me if I want to listen to your bollox music, before I am subjected to it.

“What should be illegal is pictures taken with the intent to sell – like drugs with the intent to sell.”

I am just going to piss myself laughing at this bit, deluded twat, taking photographs and selling them, does not fund organised crime, no-one gets hurt, with the exception a the occasional snapper that celebs push around.

West, whose UK tour ends in Manchester on Monday, was also involved in a scuffle with a photographer at a Los Angeles airport in September. Which just goes to show that he is a beligerent twat.

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One thought on “Crapper Kanye West Talks Shit

  1. The ‘tog, one Terry Blackburn, seems to work for “that Australian twat” so maybe you might have a different view on the situation!! It’s the second time he’s been twatted lately, with one of Gazza’s mates having a go when he (and the rest of the world” were trailing after him. Perhaps he should invest in a longer lens.

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