Bang! Bang! Your Dead!

From PressPhotosUK.com. 30 November 2008. Police guard the scene of a Police shooting at Guidlfrod Cathedral tonight

Police in Surrey shot dead a man that was alleged to have been armed with a firearm, within the grounds of the Guildford Cathedral. The incident happened at about 1500hrs on Sunday afternoon, the Police Complaints Commission have been called in to carry out an enquiry. However, when I phoned the Surrey Police Voice Bank at 1830, the only announcement (which was added at 1820) was about a single vehicle collision in Hooley, in which one person was injured. Not a mention of the fact that Surrey Police had shot dead someone.

A phone call to the Command and Control room, resulted with some muppet who would only say “No Comment” despite the fact that all I wanted was a location. Surrey Police are probably not the least media friendly force in the UK, but fuck me they are useless. When Milly Dowler was abducted they denied for two days that there was an abduction, then they came, late, to the media expecting us to run a huge campaign on their behalf. They could learn a lot from Sussex Police in how to manage the media.

Really Bizarre though is a quote from the BBC website:

The cathedral was made famous by The Omen – when a young boy sees the spire and the building comes into view he is thrown into a rage. He foams and the mouth and tries to bite his mother.
The cathedral’s dean, Victor Stock, has said the filmmakers should never have been allowed to use the building because it made some people frightened to come in

trust me the reason they are frightened to go to the cathedral is because it is probably full of Paedophile Church representatives not because it appeared in a film in 1976.

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Boris, I want to have your babies…..

Boris Johnson has started the process that he promised he would. The Congestion Charge Extension zone will be abolished. The Extension, which was introduced by Ken Livingstone despite the fact that his own survey said that it was not wanted by the significant majority of Londoners and visitors to London.

Get In There!!

WOW that’s a long one!

Bryan Ferry arrives at Doubles Night Club Opening

Day that is, a Long day! Left home at the crack of dawn yesterday, then last night I ended up at the grand opening of a nightclub in Islington, called “Doubles”.

The only reason that I am at the night club is that there is apparently a guest list with a host of celebrity names on it. I say celebrities, to be honest the majority of them I would not recognise if they sat on my face, well, excepting the fact that they “were sitting on my face”.

The only one that I truly recognised was Bryan Ferry. But there were others, including Jaime Winston (Ray Winston’s daughter), Stings daughter Coco, Paul Wellers’ son, Nat, there seems to be a theme here….

Also Alfie Allen, Sharleen Spiteri, James Brown (not ‘the’ James Brown, obviously, but a celeb hairdresser),Miuccia Prada (of Prada Fashion House) and designer Pam Hogg.

Hmmm, strangely enough I didn’t know who the F*ck any of them were! Eventually made it home a little before 0400hrs.

Sharleen Spiteri arrives at Doubles

Designer/Singer Pam Hogg arrives at Doubles Night Club Opening

Nat Weller, son of musician Paul Weller arrives at Doubles Night Club Opening

Baby P

The tragic story about the failings of the system that resulted in the death of a young child. How many times have we heard this?

Anyway whilst the names of those involved are widely known in the media circles it has not been widely circulated outside the news industry, until now. No I am not going to name and shame, but if you don’t already know, you will probably receive a text message soon, giving the names and address of the alleged perpetrators of the acts of cruelty. I was surprised to receive one a few days ago.

Crapper Kanye West Talks Shit

Rapper Kanye West has criticised paparazzi photographers after he was briefly arrested following an incident at a Newcastle nightclub.

The arsehole came out with the same old bollox that most celebrities do, almost all of it factually wrong, and it just goes to show that these self-important arseholes believe most of the crap they spout is true and the fact that they have a platform to peddle this shit will influence the public.

This is the sort of shite he is peddling

“Right now, the paps are above the law and the people who they shoot are below it,”

How the fuck he works that out I have no idea, usually it is the celebrities that get the special treatment, in the event of an criminal offence, most will make appointments to visit the police, if we commit offences the plod turn up in large numbers, kick down our front doors and cart us straight to the nick.

Samira and Hanan Fariad

Samira and Hanan Fariad, 31 Pictured having lunch after visit to Solicitors Office

I spent a number of days in the last couple of weeks looking at the Fariad twins, who last week settled out of court for £10,000,000 (or £4 million, depending upon which newspaper you believe) in an industrial tribunal case against their employer. The case was initially subject to reporting restrictions, which when you know what was going on, it is not surprising that the bank wanted to keep the content out of the media.

Today I have been mostly….

Pictured today at the Life Works Re-Hab Centre, Amy Winehouses partner

Standing around outside the Life Works re-hab centre waiting to get a frame, or three of Amy Whinehouse’s partner who is finishing his prison sentence in Re-hab.

Despite the sunshine, it was probably one of the coldest days so far this year. Mind you I’d rather that than the pissing rain that we had on Monday.

Doubt that I will get any makes as there were several other snappers there, however, if you happen to see my by-line anywhere please let me know.