What newspaper do you take?

_pfs4826The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country;

The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country;

The Times is read by people who actually do run the country;

The Daily Mail is read by people who aren’t sure that anyone is running it, but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for;

The Financial Times is read by people who own the country;


The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country;

The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it already is.

The Sun is read by people who don’t care who runs the country, as long as she’s got big knockers.

The Daily Star is read by people that can’t read.

The Daily Sport is read by people who like x-rated colouring-in books.

originally seen here http://cobbers.com/?cat=29

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