419ers and other scams

pepperazzi2 I love thieving Nigerians, I haven’t had a Nigerian Scam Email for ages, I was begining to think that the thick thieving bastards that sent them had learnt that it doesn’t work. But I got one today from some retard claiming to be an employee of some Senegalese Bank offering me US$9,000,000.

Why do they all feel the need to write their emails all in upper case, is it because they are completely retarded and can’t find the caps lock button, this one is slightly diferent from the last few that I have recieved. I reproduce it here, just in case anyone out there is thick to believe there really is $9,000,000 out there.

MR Paul Cooper,
CREDIT MUTUAL DU SENEGAL BANK GROUP
DAKAR SENEGAL
paulcooper@safe-mail.net
Telephone:+221-440-9966

FOR YOUR ATTENTION ONLY
I AM MR Paul Cooper, A SOUTH AFRICAN WORKING WITH SENEGAL BRANCH OF CREDIT MUTUAL DU SENEGAL AS THE MANAGER. I HUMBLY WISH TO SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE IN A MATTER THAT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME WHICH REQUIRES UTMOST URGENCY AND CONFIDENTIALITY.I WANT TO START INVESTMENT WITH THE SUM OF($9.000 000) NINE MILLION UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DOLLARS IN YOUR COUNTRY OR ANY OTHER COUNTRY WITH GOOD ECONOMIC STABILITY AND POLITICAL CLIMATE YOU MAY RECOMMEND. I SHALL BE INTERESTED IN REAL ESTATES, HOTEL BUSINESS, STOCKS & BONDS OR ANY OTHER BUSINESS YOU MIGHT RECOMMEND.

THIS MONEY EMANATE AFTER MY BANK WAS BURNT DOWN FEW WEEKS AGO. A LOT OF LOSES WERE IN CURED BOTH IN CASH AND DOCUMENTATIONS. BEFORE THE FIRE INCIDENCE, WE HAD IN CASH A FOREIGN EXCHANGE TO TURN OF NINE MILLION UNITED STATES OF AMERICA DOLLARS. AFTER THE FIRE ACCIDENT, THE BOARD OF THE BANK SUMMONED ME TO ACCOUNT FOR DAMAGES. I DECLARED THAT THE FOREIGN EXCHANGE WAS COMPLETELY BURNT. BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT THE MONEY IS SAFE IN MY PERSONAL CUSTODY.

FOR OBVIOUS REASONS I CANNOT POSSIBLY PLACE THIS FUND WITH ESTABLISHED FINANCIAL INSTITUTIONS AND THIS REQUIRES ME TO URGENTLY LOOK FOR A RELIABLE FOREIGNER TO HELP MOVE THIS FUND OUT OF HERE, INVEST/MANAGE IT FOR ME FOR SOME TIME BEFORE I FINALLY RESIGN FROM MY OFFICE. IT IS ALSO MY WISH THAT THIS DEAL BE HANDLED AS QUIETLY AS POSSIBLE WITHOUT ANY LEAKAGE TO THE PRESS. IF YOU AGREE TO ACT AS A FUND MANAGER FOR ME, THEN I WILL RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU IF YOU MEET MY REQUIREMENTS.
UPON A FAVORABLE RESPONSE FROM YOU I SHALL LET YOU KNOW HOW TO RECEIVE THE FUND.

AFTER SUCCESSFUL DEAL,YOUR COMMISSION SHALL BE THIRTY PERCENT OF THE TOTAL SUM WHICH IS($3.000 000) THREE MILLION USA FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE IN SAFELY MOVING THE MONEY OFFSHORES OF SENEGAL. SIXTY FIVE PERCENT FOR ME AND FIVE PERCENT SHALL BE USED TO RE-INBURES EXPENSES WE MIGHT INCURE DURING THE TRANSACTION.YOU SHALL BE ENTITTLED FOR AN ANNUAL FOURTY PERCENT OF THE MONEY AFTER TAX RETURNS FOR THE FIRST TWO YEARS OF MANAGING MY SHARE OF THE DEAL IN GOOD BUSINESS. THEREAFTER THE TERMS SHALL BE REVIEW.IF YOU ARE WILLING TO DO THIS PLEASE INDICATE YOUR INTEREST VIA MY EMAIL SPECIFIED FOR FURTHER DETAILS.

BEST REGARDS,
MR Paul Cooper,
paulcooper@safe-mail.net

However there is another rather sinister Niger Scan being sent out, I haven’t received one myself yet, but I am sure that it is only a matter of time:)

From: Secretary Towogbola [secretary_in_chargeeeee@hotmail.com]
Subject: TREAT AS URGENT {THIS IS NO JUNK MAIL}

“EXECUTION”EXECUTION”EXECUTION”‘
NATIONAL CORPORATION HEADQUATERS LAGOS.
PRIVACY. we wish to introduce our company/ourselves as a subsidiary of INTERNATIONAL ASSASINATORS AND WORLD SECURITY ORGANISATIONS,with branches in one hundred and two {102}countires.
we have received a fax message from our headquaters,new york,this morning to inform you to produce a mandatory sum of US$40,000.00 {FOURTHY THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS} only,into our account given below in nigeria within ninety six hours{96},alternatively you will be SNIPPED and GUNNED down during the period of our oncoming anniversary of fifty years.
STANDARD TRUST BANK VICTORIA ISLAND BRANCH LAGOS A/C NO. 03681173101152 {OLAJIDE .O. WILLIAMS} NIGERIA
CAUTION.
1.you are to attach and send with immediate effect,the payment slip,confirming the payment and to enable us to reconcile with our files and deploy our men already monitoring you.
2.we will as well waste no time to carry our operations,if we discover that this contact is disclosed to any second party including the following:-
{a}police {b}relation and {c}friends
3.we guarantee your saftey locally and internationally,on the completion of this contract and will not hesitate to disclose our men in your country to you and as well render our service if needed or on request.
we seek your urgent co-operation,for it is not our wish to get you eliminated.
Note : – Your death has been paid for by someone you offended sometime ago and it will be adviceable that you co-operate with us a.s.a.p.
TOWOGBOLA .A.JOHNSON SECRETARY.

Snipped? what is that? Teams of Assassins doing drive by vasectomies?

If you wish to see some examples of 419 baiting then Click Here or here

Want to see some Nigerian Scammers Busted Video

Anyway I shall not be blogging for a while whilst I negotiate my share of the nine Million dollars and after that I shall take a few trips abroad, buy myself some property around the globe and generally live the millionaire jet-set lifestyle. Alternatively I shall go and search down the back of the sofa see if there is enough change for a Big Mac and Fries.

Other spam messages that have annoyed me recent are Immitation Rolex watch adverts, claiming to supply Genuine Rolaxes, Cialis Adverts, Viagra (were they are unable to spell Viagra) and just recently many emails saying Summer is coming, we haven’t even got Xmas out of the way yet.

One thought on “419ers and other scams

  1. I also recieved an offer of an inheritance claim from a deceaded couple in a plane crash whose money worth millions of dollars is available to be claimed. That too from Dakkar Senega, Credit Mutual du Senegal. How funny and coincidental?

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