Beckham’s Bollocks

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If you have come here looking for a picture of David Beckham’s bollocks you have seriously misjudged what this blog is about. According to the Mirror, David Beckham has announced the reason for calling his newest chimp, chump, idiot savant, mong, retard, Kid Harper Seven is because his wife likes the book “To Kill A Mokingbird” by Harper Lee, and that the number Seven represents, in his words

The other reason was because it symbolises spiritual perfection. Seven wonders of the world. Seven colours of the rainbow.

Firstly, if that is the case why did he not come out immediately after the birth and say so, rather than two days later. Secondly “spiritual perfection”……. Seven Wonders of the World? Spiritual? Rainbows? Spiritual?

David has obviously spent some time with google looking for the number Seven and that is all he could come up with. I shouldn’t be surprised, I guess, I am fairly sure that when he went to Real Madrid and was told he couldn’t have the number 7 shirt, somebody said don’t worry you can have the number 23 shirt and if you add 2+3 it equals 7.

Anyway the fundamental flaw in the argument is that To Kill A Mocking Bird is Posh’s favorite book, I don’t believe for a minute that the bint can read, and if she can, her books of choice would be Janet & John, or possibly the more advanced ‘read it your-fucking-self books’

Any hoos

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