Michael Jackson Jokes

There have been quite a few jokes about MJ since his death, most of them seem to be recycled old jokes, but there have been a few very funny jokes.

Upon hearing the news of Michael Jackson’s death, mourning fans released a white dove in his honour. Well, it was actually a blackbird, but with a rare skin condition…

Apparently Gary Glitter has offered to take on some of Michael Jacksons dates in August, specifically Jaydon (13) Keith (11) and Roydan (9) with the option on several others.

Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett, in their own different ways, helped young boys masturbate for years!

More job losses were announced today as the US Child Protection Agency closes their Michael Jackson Department.

Some people are saying Michael Jackson’s dying wish was to be melted down and turned into plastic bags, so he could remain a danger to small children.

Other’s are saying how his dying wish was to be melted down into plastic cups, so children could carry on getting their lips around his rim.

Very close friend and psychic Uri Gellar has said that he is deeply shocked and saddened at the unexpected death of Michael Jackson.
Some Psychic he is!

++Breaking News:+++ Casper the Ghost was raped in the early hours of the morning.

Upon hearing the news of Michael Jackson’s death, Jesus went to wait for him at the pearly gates. When Michael arrived, Jesus grabbed him, dangled him over the edge of a cloud & screamed, “HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, YOU IRRESPONSIBLE *@$%£** !??”

All these people saying “Well yes Michael slept with kids, but he was a great singer” make me sick. You don’t see them talking about how good a caretaker Ian Huntley was!

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