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I’m going to be taking part in a charity bike ride to raise funds for Mute Tourette’s Syndrome. A friend of mine has a 6 yr old son that suffers from this and we are raising funds to pay for a year’s therapy.

Mute Tourette’s Syndrome has long been in the shadow of its more ‘famous’ sister-disease, ‘Tourette’s Syndrome’, and although much rarer, is even more tragic in its consequences.

Sounds of the 20th Century

I was sitting in the club tonight listening to the sounds of the 20th Century, which was covering the year 1984, I was 19 at the time and at college studying for DATEC Diploma in professional photography, and on the day that Evonne Fletcher was shot (17 April 1984) St James Square, London I was on my way to meet Frank Hart at the News Of The World. As student without much money, relying on public transport, and then a taxi, I was severely put out, as my taxi didn’t move for the best part of 20 minutes. I had to bail out, and walked in the direction of the hold up. AS I wasn’t a Press Card holder at the time I wasn’t able to get close to the scene of the event. I did eventually make my interview (a couple of hours late) but when I returned home later I realised the enormity of the event, and felt guilty about the fact that gI was pissed off with being late, whilst someone else had lost their life.

Playlist from last weekends Disco

For those that are interested.

19:22 : Bill Conti – Gonna Fly Now [Theme From Rocky]
19:29 : Stevie Wonder – Happy Birthday
19:35 : Chesney Hawkes – The One & Only
19:39 : Carl Douglas – Kung Fu Fighting
19:42 : Sugarhill Gang – Rapper’s Delight
19:49 : Gary Byrd & The G.B. Experience – The Crown
19:59 : Isaac Hayes – Shaft
20:01 : Mastermix Professional – Happy Birthday [Instrumental]
20:02 : Abba – Angel Eyes
20:06 : Altered Images – Happy Birthday
20:09 : Stevie Wonder – Isn’t She Lovely
20:13 : Abba – Does Your Mother Know?
20:16 : Kenny Loggins – Footloose (From Footloose)
20:19 : Irene Cara – Fame
20:23 : Dolly Parton – Nine To Five
20:26 : Sheena Easton – Modern Girl
20:29 : The Nolans – Attention To Me
20:32 : Chic – Le Freak
20:35 : Sister Sledge – Lost In Music
20:38 : Big Fun – Blame It On The Boogie
20:42 : Rose Royce – Car Wash
20:45 : Diana Ross – Chain Reaction
20:49 : Kids From Fame – High Fidelity
20:51 : Abba – Voulez-Vous
20:56 : The Jacksons – Shake Your Body Down (Down To The Ground)
21:03 : Chairman Of The Board – You’ve Got Me Dangling On A String
21:05 : The Shadows – F.B.I
21:08 : The Beatles – Help
21:10 : The Angels – My Boyfriend’s Back [Full Length Version]
21:12 : Georgie Fame & the Blue Flames – Yeh Yeh
21:15 : Abba – Dancing Queen
21:18 : Abba – Mamma Mia
21:22 : Abba – SOS
21:25 : Marshall Hain – Dancing In The City
21:29 : Shakira – Whenever, Wherever
21:32 : Los Lobos – La Bamba
21:34 : Errol Dunkley – O.K. Fred
21:38 : UB40 – Red Red Wine
21:41 : Abba – Fernando
21:45 : Abba – The Day Before You Came
21:50 : Kool & The Gang – Celebration
21:54 : Kool & The Gang – Get Down On It
21:58 : Candido – Jingo
22:02 : Pigbag – Papa’s Got A Brand New Pigbag
22:03 : Black Slate – Amigo
22:05 : Altered Images – Happy Birthday
22:09 : Maroon 5 – Moves Like Jagger [Feat. Christina Aguilera]
22:12 : Yolanda B Cool & D Cup – We No Speak Americano
22:17 : Dave Clark Five – Bits & Pieces
22:19 : Mud – Tiger Feet
22:22 : The Sweet – Ballroom Blitz
22:26 : Slade – Cum On Feel The Noize
22:30 : Gary Glitter – I’m The Leader Of The Gang
22:31 : John Travolta & Olivia Newton John – The Grease Megamix
22:36 : Weather Girls – It’s Raining Men
22:41 : Lulu & The Luvvers – Shout
22:44 : Little Eva – The Locomotion
22:46 : Middle Of The Road – Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep
22:49 : The Tweets – The Birdie Song
22:51 : Village People – YMCA
22:56 : DJ Casper – Cha Cha Slide
22:59 : Los Del Rio – Macarena
23:02 : Whigfield – Saturday Night
23:07 : Jeff Beck – Hi Ho Silver Lining
23:09 : Gap Band – Oops Upside Your Head
23:12 : Las Ketchup – The Ketchup Song (Asereje)
23:16 : Maroon 5 – Moves Like Jagger [Feat. Christina Aguilera]
23:19 : Sak Noel – Loca People [Explicit]
23:22 : LMFAO – Party Rock Anthem
23:27 : Alexandra Stan – Mr Saxobeat
23:29 : Alex Gaudino & Crystal Waters – Destination Calabria
23:32 : Darude – Sandstorm
23:35 : Cascada – Everytime We Touch [Radio Edit]
23:39 : Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Relax [Lockout's Radio Edit]
23:42 : Michael Jackson – Beat It
23:46 : Duran Duran – Girls On Film
23:49 : Abba – Waterloo
23:52 : Abba – Dancing Queen
23:56 : Frank Sinatra – My Way

F*cking Typical

Today the Daily Mirror reported on the court case featuring Roman Abramovich and Boris Berzovsky, instead of leading with the fact that Berzovsky seems to be blatantly lying his arse off, what is their lead on the story?

You won’t believe it…..

You really won’t……..

Roman Abramovich car given parking ticket outside high court – and so is Boris Berzovsky’s

I mean F*cking hell, the fact that a billionaire & a multi-millionaire get £80 parking tickets, come on, hardly fucking news. Oh yeah I forgot the MGN don’t do news, just celebrity tittle tattle gained from Phone Hacking.

How Much? I mean really How F*cking Much?

Just stopped in a Petrol Station for a packet of Cigs a& a box of matches. Ok It’s a bad habit, I know, I will give up, I promise. But anyway went into the garage & asked for 20 B&H and a box of matches and got charged 7.88, I thought hang on that’s a bit f*cking rich, and asked how much the matches were, the reply “49 Pence” said the thieving bastard on the till, with a big grin on his face, I mean 49p for a box of matches, that is more than a penny a match. F*ck me, really F*ck me, that is daylight f*cking robbery.

I apologise if there are not enough f*cks in this peice, I think that the ‘F’ fey is wearing out.

Today’s Shoot

Just finished the edit of today’s photoshoot. Griff Rhys Jones was filming an episode of his new TV series, scheduled to Air in the spring next year on BBC1. They were recreating the journey of Queen Elizabeth I, who travelled with her huge entourage, something like 300 people and 100 vehicles. Weather held for the duration of the filming. I was also surprised to spot Mike Smith on set, he was involved with the helicopter filming team (FlyingTV.eu).

Again it was nice to work with proper professionals, no hissy fits, Griff stood and signed autographs for the best part of an hour, always had a grin in his face, just a shame there is not more “celebs” like him. The TV crew again (ModernTV) were all genuine, grafters and to a man, and women nice. I also learned something today that surprised me, the Tardis (from Dr Who) dismantles into 16 pieces and weighs a quarter of a tonne. So to all of my friends kids I shall take great pleasure in telling them It’s Not Real

Another F*cking Moron

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What is it with people? By a house next to a cricket village cricket pitch, and then complain about the occassional cricket ball in the garden and try to get the cricket club closed down.

Maria Chiappini, 41, had been embroiled in a long-running dispute with Bearsted Cricket Club in Kent since buying a property bordering the green.

Good english sounding name, probably would prefer it if there were mafia shoot outs and knocking shops in the vicinity. The trouble is that this isn’t the first and it sure will not be the last time, that some retard thinks that the world should bend to fit around them. There was this retard only recently tried it On in the courts.

The same with arseholes that buy houses in Richmond, and then complain about the airplanes, if you don’t like planes, don’t buy houses under aircraft flight paths.

They were scum!

They were scum 26 years ago, and they are scum today. Times change, but apparently the people of Broadwater Farm it appears do not. Just in case you have missed the news, the good folks of Tottenham (or gangsta wankas) set fire to their own shops, looted from them, burnt down a police station, police cars & a double decker bus. Why? well because one of their “elders” was shot by the rozzers. The fact that he opened fire first means nothing to the low life scum.

What happens now? Well nothing really, the rozzers won’t go and arrest anyone, and if they do, the cunts will just have another riot. What is the solution? Napalm! Round the fuckers up and bomb the bastards.

It is also rather pleasing that it is in Tottenham, seeing as I am a gooner, you couldn’t wish it on a better place.

Separated At Birth?

Beckham’s Bollocks

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If you have come here looking for a picture of David Beckham’s bollocks you have seriously misjudged what this blog is about. According to the Mirror, David Beckham has announced the reason for calling his newest chimp, chump, idiot savant, mong, retard, Kid Harper Seven is because his wife likes the book “To Kill A Mokingbird” by Harper Lee, and that the number Seven represents, in his words

The other reason was because it symbolises spiritual perfection. Seven wonders of the world. Seven colours of the rainbow.

Firstly, if that is the case why did he not come out immediately after the birth and say so, rather than two days later. Secondly “spiritual perfection”……. Seven Wonders of the World? Spiritual? Rainbows? Spiritual?

David has obviously spent some time with google looking for the number Seven and that is all he could come up with. I shouldn’t be surprised, I guess, I am fairly sure that when he went to Real Madrid and was told he couldn’t have the number 7 shirt, somebody said don’t worry you can have the number 23 shirt and if you add 2+3 it equals 7.

Anyway the fundamental flaw in the argument is that To Kill A Mocking Bird is Posh’s favorite book, I don’t believe for a minute that the bint can read, and if she can, her books of choice would be Janet & John, or possibly the more advanced ‘read it your-fucking-self books’

Any hoos

Rebekah Brooks “Mutton Dressed as sacrificial Lamb” discuss…..

Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead

At last the Ginger Minger that is Rebekah Brookes has finally handed in her resignation and has left. No hopefully the full force of the law will be bought to bear on the whole fucking shambles that is the News Internation group of papers. With luck the whole of the News Industry will also be put under the magnifying glass, it would give me great pleasure to see a lot more News Media People in prison cells.

Rebekah Brooks Must Go

The News OF The World, debacle continues, like a media based reality show, it is like watching a car crash in slow motion. Rebekah was the editor of the NOTW during the time of much of the voicemail hacking. How she can possibly deny knowledge beats me, it either means that she was incompetent, and not aware of what her staff were doing, or she was complicit. Knowing that the Private Investigators charge big fees for their work, she must have signed off on the work that they were commissioned to carry out. For my money, she was in it up to her neck.

I am also pissed off with the poor standards of reporting by the other newspapers on the story. It really is not phone hacking, it is accessing the voicemail box of a mobile phone account. Until relatively recently voicemail box security was very lax, as long as you knew the mobile phone number and the airtime supplier you could dial up from a land line and enter mobile number ,the default pin number and you are in, the default used to be either 1234, 0000 or the last four numbers of the mobile phone number.

The Guardian reported that the voicemail box of Milly Dowler’s mobile was full, because it was “an older model” phone, which is bollox, the voicemail box is not on the actual phone, and has nothing to do with the age of the phone. I am also fairly sure most mobile phone companies delete voicemail messages, unless saved after a relatively short period of time, my network provider deletes them after 7 days.

I await with interest to see how many more newspapers are investigated for the same offences, they are all pointing finger at the NOTW, how long before The Sun, Star and others are investigated?

Cheryl’s Injunction

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How fucked up is the legal system in the country? Probably as fucked up as Justice Eadie is in his mind. This old twat seems to be involved in every celebrity injunction going. He is either a complete retard or a genius, because he is, almost single handedly going to get the judicial system so discredited that it becomes impossible to sustain or that the laws regarding injunctions will be completely re-written.

THe latest injunction even more preposterous than the Ryan Giggs Shagathon. Cheryl Cole’s injunction prevents anyone who has photographed her before from photographing her again, it also prevents someone from photographing her, if they know someone who has photographed her before. It would surprise me if they don’t extend it to include people that know that she has been photographed.

According to the Star.

CHERYL Cole has taken out a bizarre High Court injunction threatening anyone who takes her photo with jail.

Advisers for the Girls Aloud star, who has vanished from the public eye since being sacked from the US X Factor, ordered her legal team to secure the banning order.

The order granted by Justice Eady – the man responsible for many of the much-criticised superinjunctions – is so wide-ranging that a fan who has snapped her in the street and does so again runs the risk of prison.

The ‘crackpot’ order was pinned to lampposts outside her former home in Enfield, north London.

It states it has been issued against “XYZ and others”, explaining that means anyone who has photographed her “at her home and in the street during 2011”.

And in stern block capital letters, it threatens: “Any person who knows of this order and disobeys this order…may be held to be in contempt of court and may be imprisoned, fined or have their assets seized.”

Legal experts blasted the granting of the order, pointing out Cheryl has used the Press throughout her career to build her fame and fortune.

The order bans “the defendants” – anyone who has taken her picture this year – from following Cheryl “whether by car, van, motorcycle, or by any means howsoever”, or approaching within 100 metres of her home. Employees, bosses and even friends of the “defendants” are also restricted – meaning if you know someone who has taken Cheryl’s pic you could be prosecuted if you do the same.

The “defendants” are also banned from photographing Cheryl at her home or her family or friends’ homes.

Last night media lawyer Ambi Sitham said the wide-ranging ruling was “pretty much the first of its kind” and added it was “likely to come under much criticism”.

She said: “What it means is her loyal fans who may be camping out to see if she is OK after the US X Factor fiasco and may snap a quick photo may also be caught out by the terms of the order.

“This is a hugely significant injunction as it is likely many other celebrities will follow in applying for similar orders.

“It is likely to come under much criticism as the general public will find it very odd that a celebrity will be happily posing for a photo at an event, and indeed will want their photo taken, yet someone can go to jail for taking a paparazzi photo of them.”

The exact reasons for the order being granted on June 15 are shrouded in secrecy as Sir David Eady held the hearing in private and barred reporting of any of the evidence presented to him.

Among the controversial injunctions granted recently by Sir David, 68, was the one barring Ryan Giggs from being identified as Imogen Thomas’ lover.

Fuck Me Sky News employ a genius! Not!

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According to the Sky News website “Sky’s defence correspondent Niall Paterson says he expects the final cost of the UK military campaign to be ‘far higher’ than £250m”

Err yes you twat, if we have spent £250 million already and the campaign is not yet finished, and not likely to finish in the next few days then, yes, the cost of the campaign will be far higher, with Tomahawk missiles at nearly a million quid a go, with aircraft sorties costing something like £5 grand an hour, operating out of Italy, OF course the final cost is going to be higher. Not only that we will be sued for reparation and loss of life, another thing that irritates the fuck out of me, we have paid to Afghanis and Iraqis compensation to the tune of millions of pounds, when we don’t pay anything like the same amount of compo to our troops/families etc.

Typical fucking lazy reporting. My lazy reporting is because I have had a few beers, and I fully expect the cost of my beer consumption to be considerably more by the end of my life than it is now. Hopefully…..

Well Done Surrey Heath BC

I used to live in Camberley, and a group of muslims purchased an old school back in 1996, an recently applied to demolish a Victorian school and replace it with a domed mosque and minaret. Surrey Heath Borough Council, after intially granting permission, then over turning it on appeal, etc., have finally come to their senses. The Mosque will now not be built. The reason that this is the right decision, is the Berkshire, Hampshire & Surrey Bengali Welfare Association (BWA), who purchased the school, knew that it was a listed building when they purchased it.

What kind of arseholes buy a listed building and expect to demolish it? I would not be surprised to hear in a few weeks that the former St Gregory’s Roman Catholic School, has been burnt down or blown up. If they want to worship in a mosque, why not fuck off to a country who’s dominant religion is muslim, and has plenty of them? Many of those countries also have better weather than we do, so there are two reasons to fuck off.

Is it just me?

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I have just seen the advert for the new Peugeot 308, which features a track from Flash & The Pan called “Walking In the Rain” and a a woman getting soaking wet in the rain. Is it just me that thinks the advert is suggesting that the 308 is better than walking in the rain? If so, then it must be as truly awful as it looks.

So Taggart is to finish

Alex Norton From Taggart

I have discovered why taggart is to finish, it is not because the English cannot understand the accents that sound like Alex Ferguson when pissed out of his head (which is constantly) it is because the lead actor is up on charges for the murder of Millie Dowler. A story that I covered at the time, after Surrey Police decided to tell the Press for two days that nothing was amiss and that a school girl wasn’t missing. Just to prove it to you here are the photographs to prove it.

Murdering Bastard Bellfield

Are the DM reporters blind?

To accompany this picture their headline was “Is that really you Katie? Make-up free Miss Price looks pretty and fresh faced without her war paint.” Pretty, PRETTY, the bint is a fucking Minger, with or without make up. However you’d have more chance of finding me hanging out of the back of it with her make up on. Without the applied slap she looks the same as her personality, a talentless, ignorant archetypal chav. End Of.

F*cking Elf and Safety Bollox

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The Daily Mail are at it again with a bollox story about the Health & Saftey lot, completely without any foundation in fact. Here Their headline reads “Sir Isaac Newton’s apple tree falls victim to elf ‘n’ safety after visitors damage its roots” and they show a photograph of the tree with a willow fence around it to protect “it’s Roots” Nothing to do with Apples falling on mong’s heads or arseholes trying to climb it, it is fuck all to do with health & safety, simply a matter of the health of the tree.

You Said No

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So hopefully that will be the end of it for a good few years, First Past The Post the right way to go, it works why change it, F*ck the Lib Dems and the Labour tossers and the vegatablists, environmentals and the other losers that wanted a second bite of the cherry.

Calm Down Dear….

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MP Angela Eagle sexism row over David Cameron’s ‘calm down dear’ putdown at PMQs. What the f*ck is going on, some feeble minded left of centre bint claims that “Calm Down Dear” is sexist. Of course it is treacle, don’t trouble your pretty little head over it, it really is not sexist. On the other hand barracking the PM during PMQs is really childish. You see the clue is in the name it is PMQs which means that the Prime Minister answers questions from MPs that have have been nominated.

I think “Calm Down Dear” is really mild, I would have said “Shut the fuck up you daft tart, go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich”

Enuff Said.

Bloody AV

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No my TV and Cable are working fine. What is it with the Bloody Alternative Vote? What the hell is wrong with first past the post, you secure the most votes, that means you win. I get pissed off with the losers always claiming you didn’t get the most votes, most people voted for the others. To which I would reply “Fuck Off you loser, even less people voted for you.”

I am sure that this is borne out of the same culture where kids are not allowed to win or lose at sports, and that everyone gets a medal, or to go to University, despite the fact that they actually lost, are losers and should go and get a job sweeping the streets, rather than wasting taxpayers money going to study Sports Science or Media Studies.

End Of.

News Of The World Guilty

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So the News Of The World has admitted that they hacked mobile phone messages. I wonder how long before the Police turn their attention to other Red Top newspapers, there are certainly a few that I know have hacked mobile phones. There have even been some that have used tracking devices. Can’t imagine that Murdoch will be too pleased at having to set aside £20,000,000. But if he can afford it how come the News International group bitches over the prices of pictures.

Daily Mail Boob

This story from the Daily Mail RSS feed made me chuckle.

Cost Saving

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According to the BBC News website, the Surrey, Hampshire & Sussex Police are to share resources.

A unit which sees Sussex, Surrey and Hampshire Police share two helicopters instead of each flying their own has been officially launched.

The South East Air Support Unit (SEASU) received a single certificate from the Civil Aviation Authority on Friday.

The forces believe they can save up to £8m in five years flying two aircraft, based at RAF Odiham in Hampshire and Shoreham airport in West Sussex.

Looking at the locations, it seems that the only loser will be Surrey Police. Shoreham is too far away for effective for deployment in Surrey. Hampshire is such a large county the one based in Odiham will be over Hampshire constantly.

Important Press Card News

News was announced recently that the NUJ and the Metropolitan Police Service (MPS) have reached an understanding over the recent stalemate concerning NUJ Issued Press Cards. The MPS who have been acting as lead force in the negotiations have acceded to the NUJ request that the NUJ Card be regarded as the “de facto” standard Press Card.

Prisons For Profit?

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There is some bitching about Prisons being run for profit, personally I don’t see the problem, we pay the builders of Prisons a profit, we pay the architects of Prisons a profit. Maybe Prisoners should plan, design and build their own prisons, pay for the tools, bricks & mortar etc out of the their own money.

Quite why some retards think that businesses should do things at cost or for a loss I don’t know. I bet they wouldn’t agree to do their jobs with out remuneration that is greater than it costs for them to get to work. FUCTARDs the lot of them.

Are they for or against?

Are they against the cuts or not? The protesters sign clearly says Stop The Fees & Cuts, however then it is (In road Traffic Sign Styley) Crossed Out. Surely that means Do Not, so the double negative means that they are for the Fees & Cuts.

Sky News Are Crap…

When I am watching Sky News, I know that I am watching Sky News, the give away for me is the SKY logos all over the fucking place. They also refer to everything prefixed with the word Sky, for example, Skycopter, instead of helicopter, Skystrator for illustrator, Sky Sources instead of sources.

How long will it be before they have to have a Product placement logo at the beginning of their programmes. I wouldn’t surprised if they start referring to random bits of furniture in the studio as the Skychair, the Skydesk, the Skyputer…..

I know that I always refer to Kay Burley as Skybint, and Eamon Holmes as Skytwat.

Cole a Gunner again

There are many things that confuse me, but the thing that I find a little boggling at the moment is reported widely in the national media over the Ashley Cole Shooting.

Firstly, why did the twat have an air rifle at the training ground, secondly why Surrey Police are quoted as saying

they would speak to officials from Chelsea in the coming days to determine whether any criminal offence had been committed.

Surely they should be talking to the victim and the perp. Ashley Cole should be interviewed under caution, for at least Assault, more likely Assault occasioning ABH, and potentially for Assault with a deadly weapon.

I am sure that Surrey Police have a race hate team, maybe they should be involved.

THe other alternative is that the Met Police “Trident” team should be investigating.

It’s Official Gaddafi is F*cking Bonkers

The twat that is the temporary President of Libya, has given a speech today that just goes to show how out of touch this prick is.

He claimed that the protests were caused by foreigners giving hallucinatory drugs to a few individuals, those individuals then ransacking Police Stations and the suchlike. He also claimed that the public wanted the state to have the money from Oil, & that he said the money should be distributed amongst the people but the people said no, you have it.

I can’t wait to see a transcript of the speech, I have not heard so much bollox in my life. If this speech doesn’t encourage the rest of the population to rise up against him, I’d be gobsmacked.

Raoul Moat a Faggot

Raoul Moat has been outed as a shit stabber. The Daily Mail today revealed that the “Chutney Ferret” had a 4 year shirt-lifting relationship with another arse-bandit.

This makes a refreshing change. Normally newspapers do not speak ill of the dead, usually if a teenager is murdered on the street, despite the fact that they may have been carrying a knife, or a gun or a kilo of heroin, they’re always an A+ student, intelligent, outgoing, potential footballer/model whatever.

The Daily Mail Ask….

Has Indian inventor REALLY made a Back to the Future style flying car?

Errr, Fucking No is the answer, to my eyes this is a photoshopped image and with an 800cc engine it is not going to have enough power to lift off. Another point is that the wheel arches apparently cover a Vacuum section. Last time I checked, you require low pressure above the lift surfaces, not below.

A sharp edge on this side, yet rounded edges on the other, would you trust a business that cannot create moldings that are consistent to build a car that can fly?
Not sure, but don’t rotors need to “rotate”

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Ok So Mubarak has gone

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But in an interview with CNN a protestor outside the Egyptian Embassy in LONDON said

This was a day of celebration. College lecturer Khairy Eteiwy, 34, summed up the mood: “Tonight we have made history.
“We can now tell our children that we were here, we contributed, we’ve done something amazing and that’s never happened before.”

Yeah, but you were not really there, you didn’t make history, did you? No Secret Police beatings, No rock throwing, no tear gas canisters launched and no live rounds fired. Number of UK Egyptians killed or injured outside the Embassy in London equals None, Nil, Zip, Nada, Fuck All. You can tell your kids that you were thousands of miles and several time zones from the action.

Not to knock what the Egyptians have achieved (we should have done the same with Tony ‘Fucking’ Blair), but it is a little early for celebrations. I mean we got rid of his Tonyness and ended up with Gordon ‘Fat Bastard’ Brown. THey could end up with some Taliban extremist in charge, but hell as long as they have voted for him, I suppose it is a result of some sorts.

I really don’t get it

I really don’t get it, I really don’t. A plane crashes in Cork, Eire and the BBC News Channel go to a reporter in Belfast, Now I haven’t checked but I reckon Belfast is not much closer to Cork, than London is. So the reporter is hardly the man on the Ground!!

Bob Crow Phone Hacked?

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Bob Crow or the RMT have gone to the Police to ask if his phone has been hacked. According to the BBC & Sky News

“Bob Crow, general secretary of the Rail, Maritime and Transport Union (RMT), said he believed he may have been targeted by the News of the World.

“RMT has had suspicions that journalists may have had access to private information about my movements and my union’s activities,” he added.

Now forgive me if I am wrong, but surely you go to the Police and report a crime, either that you have witnessed or have been a victim of. If I have got it wrong then, I shall go to the Cop Shop, to ask if I have ever been a victim of a crime, and can they investigate it?

I am also a bit pissed that the phone hacking is all leveled at the News Of The World, they were all at it, The Sunday Mirror certainly were when I worked for them (The stories I could tell you). From memory there was also a story about Rio Ferdinand and his missed Drugs test that the Sun Newspaper ran, that stopped all newspapers from hacking phones for a few weeks, because The Sun had printed so much detail, the only way they could have done it was by hacking his phone account. From memory they also published part of an itemised phone bill. D’Oh.

Banged Up

Smug arsehole,

Tommy Sheridan the Former MSP & ex-leader of the Scottish Socialist Party is, as of now, relaxing in a prison cell after committing perjury in court, in attempt to clear his name and extort £200,000 from the News Of The World. Anyway after sentencing the bint that is his wife didn’t half come out with some bollox on the court steps.

She said: “As for Tommy, well, Tommy has dedicated his life to helping others. The real reason why he’s been imprisoned today is because he has fought injustice and inequality with every beat of his heart. But it won’t be long before Tommy is back stronger and continuing the fight.”

Hang on you retard, reason he was imprisoned was because he was a lying cheating tosser, who tried to persuade friends and colleagues to lie for him, and when they refused he had a hissy fit. This man should never be allowed to work in politics again.

According to the Daily Mail.

“But Sheridan’s Solidarity party branded the three-year sentence ‘barbaric and draconian’.
A spokesman said: ‘Solidarity will continue to give our full backing and support and backing to Tommy, and in particular to Gail Sheridan and the family at this difficult time. Neither Tommy Sheridan nor Solidarity will be broken. We stand, as always, in solidarity.’

Obviously goes to show that the Solidairty Party are also a bunch of arseholes that don’t believe that telling lies in court is wrong,

Eamonn Holmes is a twat…

Fuckwit

Eamonn Holmes is a twat, it is official. This morning he claimed that a Penguin seen in Northern Ireland, on a Zebra Crossing outside the George Best Airport. is unusual enough, but then to claim that it must have come from the undercarriage of an airplane defies belief.

Quite how he thinks that a Penguin could climb into the undercarriage of any aircraft is beyond me. How he thinks a Penguin would survive a fall from the same undercarriage whether at ground level or on landing approach…… I mean Eamonn, you realise that these fuckers don’t fly, don’t you?

Just one other possibility Eamonn is that it has escaped from either a Private Collection or alternatively from Belfast City Zoo, which has a record of break-ins and breakouts over recent years.

F*cking Yanks

I was sitting watching TV the other day and there was an advertisement for California. Where the opening line was something like ” There are a lot of misconceptions about California, most of them are wrong”

Hang on you retards, if they are “misconceptions” then surely they are all f*cking wrong. America a country of 250 Million wankers, that don’t understand the word wanker.

Bob Crow Karaokes as Unions Plot Strikes

From Paul Burgman: Bob Crow pictured on Sunday Night singing Fly Me To The Moon, during a Christmas Party for Union Members, held at the Guildford City Club. Paul Burgman 075 88 66 9580

Bob was attending the local branch of the union’s Christmas Bash held in Guildford. Singing “Fly Me To The Moon”, The Sun ran the story, but as with many newspapers made up quotes both un-attributed and ones attributed to Bob Crow including:

“And of his karaoke, he added: “If Vince Cable can do Strictly Come Dancing, in the interests of political balance, it’s only right that I get to do X Factor.”"

“A rail user who saw him sing the Frank Sinatra hit said: “Fly Me To The Moon? If only. If Crow had his way, there’d be a strike and the rocket wouldn’t take off.

“And as for the Moon – most of us can’t get around Britain, thanks to him.”

You couldn’t make it up, Ohh actually they did. Click Here For The Sun

Sad Day Part 2

Today was yet another sad day, my wife’s funeral took place at Lunch-time. The only good thing was that there were a great number of people there. Many who have known Libby as long as I have. Very sad, it has left a huge hole in my life, I just hope that she is in happier place, which is tough seeing as I am an agnostic atheist. But none the less, Rest In Peace Libby, you will be much missed by many.

A Sad Day

Even though my wife and I had separated we were still good friends, I am gutted to have heard tonight that she was found dead on Wednesday.

RIP Libby I will always miss you.

Ken “Fucking” Livingstone

]The arsehole that is Ken Livingstone, has been nominated the Labour representative in the Mayoral Election in London. The first thing that the retard announced was, that he would re-introduce the Western Extension of the Congestion Zone. This whiney shite, forced the Western Extension on Londoners, when a referendum showed comprehensive opposition, Boris was elected on the basis of abolishing it and this twat wants to re-introduce it. I just hope that Boris takes down all of the cameras and digs up all the cabling when he decommissions the Western Extension.

Bloody Annoying

He's a little angry...

I keep hearing on the radio, news channels etc, “Polls show us”, or “Polls tell us” or “Polls Indicate”. They come over here and rewire our houses (badly), wash my windscreen at traffic lights, and NOW they are telling US what to do!!!!

Bloody HMRC

He's a little angry...

Thanks to the Nu:Labour wankers people are now getting huge tax bills from the HMRC. Not only did Labour put together two creaking behemoths in the form of Customs & Excise and The Inland Revenue and expect them to work more effeciently than they did separately (which is fucking deluded to start with) it also didn’t update the tax system, which is outdated and broken. Progressively more stupid Prime Ministers and Chancellors added Tax Credit, to Benefits to a system that couldn’t cope. Add to that the general incompetence of most of the civil servants employed by HMRC it was always going to be a fuck up of enormous proportions.

With new revelations published today that the HMRC don’t even know how big the problem is going to be. I shall leave you with a thought: Never have so many been so incompetent.
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Finally Got Pissed Off

I finally got pissed off with the Sony Ericsson W660i mobile phone that I have been using for the last 18 months or so. It was really a combination of things. Firstly the phone would mute the radio in the car at random (as near as I could tell, it was whenever it swapped transmitter cells) and the fact that that the screen was so scratched that I could barely see the display in anything other than complete darkness. I replaced it with the Nokia 6700 Slide.

First impressions are that it works welll with the hands free kit. it is a nice size and feels well made. The key pad is a little small for texting. The battery life is quite good, the data rate is very good, although it is not a touch screen, web navigation is Ok. There have been reports of the operating system being a little laggy, I haven’t noticed it yet, but then I have very little data on the phone, other than a couple of hundred contacts. More news in a few weeks, when I have used it more.

Funny Old Week

From Paul Burgman 24 August 2010. Peter Blake, Roaul Moats father pictured today Paul Burgman 075 88 66 9580

One of the jobs that I was out on, was to get a frame of Peter Blake, the father of the murderer Raoul Moat, who had given an interview to a couple of journalists from The People and the Mail On Sunday. I sat from 0630hrs until about 1810hrs before I got a sight of the target.

Unfortunately he left his residence via the only exit that I didn’t have covered from where I was sitting, so had to jump out of the car and hose him down on the street. Not particularly subtle, but it had to be done.

Lord’s Cricket Ground

Spent the day at Lord’s Cricket Ground, unfortunately I was not there to photograph the stunning cricket. England turned around being something like 104 for 7 to being 445 all out.

Sadly, as I said I wasn’t there for the cricket, but on a celebrity watch. I did eventually find my target, but only as we were losing the light. As I was also there as a punter there was no long lens, just a 70-200 with a 2x & a 1.4x extender, which really wasn’t ideal for the job. However I think the authorities might have questioned me more if I had the 400mm F2.8 in the Compton Stand!

Car Crash TV

From Paul Burgman 24th July 2010. Kerry Katona with Ex Brian McFadden today at her home in Surrey. Paul Burgman 075 88 66 9580

So yesterday I ended up at Kerry Katona’s house after a rumour that she has split with her recent fella. I was sent there fairly early and she was conspicuous by her absence. Until her ex-husband appeared with her kids, during which she swanned about on the patio in front of the waiting press.

Still keep wanting to call her Cantana though, she is probably a better actor than Eric tho.

More Guilfest Pics

From Paul Burgman 17 July 2010: Ali Campbell from UB40 performs at Guilfest © Paul Burgman 07588 66 9580

Just a couple more pics from Saturday at Guilfest, probably won’t be many from Sunday as I am working on the Unison stage from 1400hrs to 1900hrs.

From Paul Burgman 17 July 2010: Kid Creole and his Coconuts perform at Guilfest © Paul Burgman 07588 66 9580

Kid Creole and the Coconuts appeared during the afternoon slot, and were very very good live, not just because of the fit women that make up the coconuts.